I am the Coolest Guy Ever

Last wednesday I made the coolest purchase ever.

Heely's Laser

That’s right, those shoes with the wheels on them that you see 8 year olds riding around on are available in adult sizes.

What. Yes I realize maybe a 25 year old guy shouldn’t be into 8 year old kid fads, but these are shoes with wheels on them. This has to be the greatest innovation in shoe technology since nike invented the sneaker!

What? Okay so I get strange looks rolling around Best Buy in them. But it’s just jealousy. I swear.

Screw you guys.

15 Responses to “I am the Coolest Guy Ever”

  1. Scotti Says:

    Those are sweet. I’ve seen them before on suspicious children that seemed to glide around. However, I first saw them on a shoe store employee who was rolling around helping customers. He was probably 25. I don’t see anything wrong with being an older guy and having shoes with wheels.

    BTW, I need to ask you how are they? Are they comfortable? Do the wheels ever cause you to slip and fall? Do you ever get rocks and street crud stuck in the wheel? I’m interested in a purchase aswell.


  2. Van Says:

    Where can I get some Heely’s? I want to get some for my bf. Valentine’s day is coming up and I know he’d KILL to have a pair. Do they come in other colors?

  3. Scott Says:

    WHAT THE?! IMPOSTER! Those are G A Y!!!!

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  5. ambicious Says:

    ya, I have heelys, those are sweet! man, I can roll 25 feet with out stopping! Yeah and why are u making fun of me, I am 8 years old!!

  6. Ly Says:

    Aww, How cute!

  7. heelys fan Says:

    there awesome dude

  8. chucky Says:

    those are the coolest of them all. i wish i could have them!!!!!!!

  9. brandon Says:

    nice…do they sell hellys in modells because i wanna buy me a pair thanks

  10. dave Says:

    Where can I byu them . Brand name would help if you bought them localy


  11. fucker Says:

    Ashol!xD how much are they !

  12. Jenny Says:

    Hey, I’ from Germany and i got them too, they are so cool. Everybody wants to test them!!! Jenny

  13. Anonymous Says:

    they are sweet i have ometo

  14. b dude Says:

    those are sweet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. heelys Says:

    My son loves his Heelys. He saw the picture online and they were just as described. We didn’t have to drive all over the place to find them in his size and the came very quickly!

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