Archive for December 14th, 2005

I am the Coolest Guy Ever

Wednesday, December 14th, 2005

Last wednesday I made the coolest purchase ever.

Heely's Laser

That’s right, those shoes with the wheels on them that you see 8 year olds riding around on are available in adult sizes.

What. Yes I realize maybe a 25 year old guy shouldn’t be into 8 year old kid fads, but these are shoes with wheels on them. This has to be the greatest innovation in shoe technology since nike invented the sneaker!

What? Okay so I get strange looks rolling around Best Buy in them. But it’s just jealousy. I swear.

Screw you guys.